educational pamphlet

was searching through the net for news re any announcements for the new leader of the country when I stumbled on this kulit article.

educational pamphlet for the elections

There are only a few days left until the elections. This means, according to the strict and precisely calculated timetable of our election officials, it is now the perfect moment to conduct an information campaign to tell the public what the elections are all about.

Unfortunately, most of our election officials are preoccupied with more important matters such as arguing with ballot printers, discovering anomalies in the ultraviolet ink, discovering anomalies in the prices of folders, and denying that the elections will fail.
So it's all up to us to spread the word. We have prepared this handy pamphlet that will tell citizens everything they need to know about the coming elections.
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